Q: so you’re a muslim on a rubber dingy. you know condoms are haraam but this is no ordinary rubber, duffer. you are out at sea. obviously your boat sank or left you when you…
Monthly Archives: May 2009
praising you
Dear Lord, I thank you for the bounties you have bestowed on me. But I must admit that feel terribly embarrassed to have in my possession an ass-kicking ruby-red ipod. Lord, its so awesome; I…
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what shall i tell my kids
My dear lil munchkin, 1. goldilocks was a bear-ridden ho; but never judge others. 2. be good to others. you never know, they might just win the lottery. 3. dont ever buy a new car….
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why i want to move to swaziland
1. i want to drive for 5 hours on a dirt road and fuck up my car. 2. i want to go on a hill and smoke the real shit; not that toxic, piss-ridden bullshit…
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